Sick of hard-hitting analysis of the 2026 NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament? Up to your eyeballs in expert picks chock-full of astute takes on players to watch and budding upsets?
Fear not, friends: your pals at Anonymous Eagle are here to inject some half-baked, homespun “insight” into the proceedings, with our (mostly) annual region-by-region tour, as we go Anonymously Through the Brackets.
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For each region, we’ll give you our patented Anonymous Eagle Half-Arsed Analysis with: a gutless pick to win the region; a sleeper regional champ; a CRUSH YOUR MAN upset special; a player/team we’d pay to watch; a player most likely to carry his team singlehandedly to the Sweet 16; and the best player in the region that you’ve never heard of before.
GUTLESS WONDER Pick To Win The Region
The East Region gives us the Gutless Wonder pick to end all picks because not only is Duke the #1 seed in the region, but they’re also the #1 overall seed for the entire tournament. No one truly enjoys picking Duke to win anything in March other than people who actually have Duke degrees on hanging on their wall, even if Cameron Boozer has been the most consistent of the tippy-top freshmen stars this season. Picking Duke is like starting a band and naming it Rage For The Machine. Zero fun and you look like a goof doing it, too. But #1 seed is #1 seed, so there you go.
CHEX BOLD PARTY MIX Bold Pick To Win The Region
Here’s an opportunity you don’t get very often: The #5 seed in this region just beat the #2 seed in this region by 20 points on Saturday night. That’s St. John’s with the win over UConn in the Big East championship game, and Rick Pitino’s Red Storm have lost just one game since January 4th. 19-1! They’re probably a tad underseeded since 8/11ths of the Big East was Not Good this season, so go ahead and back Zuby Ejiofor to guide the Johnnies to the Final Four for the first time since 1985.
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Oh, their one loss in their last 20 games? Oh, uh, let’s…
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